HYP Ep. 015 – Hoar Buffet!

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We were going to call this week’s episode “Don’s Ballz” – but you can’t beat a good Whore Buffet! In fact, this week’s gif is what will happen in your mind when you hear us talk about our new business venture.

Da News:

  • Indie Game the Movie – Special Edition (with new Team Meat commentary!) Best part is that if you already own the movie, you can just buy the special features separately for $5. Hell. Yes.
  • Chromecast is a Google TV dongle type thing. WANT.
  • New Nexus 7 up for preorder.
  • Fox network doesn’t like Dish Networks ad skipping DVR. A judge tells them tough titties.
  • Android 4.3 features.
  • Netflix earns 14 Emmy nominations for Hemlock Grove (2 noms), Arrested Development (3), and House of Cards (9). AKA: Fuck You Cable!

WTF of the Episode: Anthony Weiner (or is it CARLOS DANGER?)…go home, you’re drunk.

Carlos Danger name generator.

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HYP Ep. 014 – Believe In Yourself!

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A mid-week episode? IT’S MAGIC!

This week there’s 83% less talk about balls. But that doesn’t stop the ladies from being wholly inappropriate and drinking ALL THE THINGS.

Da News:

WTF of the Episode: Boxee & Samsung…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 013 – Socks Before Underwear!

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Elaine and Carolyn return for another week of talking about balls. Seriously, we talked about balls so much that we’re considering a format change to the show. “Welcome to the Ballcast Podcast, I’m Balls McNutsack!”

Also, pinch and roll. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Da News:

WTF of the Episode: Dumb photographer…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 012 – Still Not Asian!

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For being two women, we sure talk about balls a lot.

Da News:

WTF of the Episode: Xbox…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 011 – Strategic Drinking Marketing Synergy!

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The ladies are back from a long hiatus with tales of Google Now, phlegm, and fine Albequerque faux meth. IN YOUR EARHOLES, BITCHES.

Also, for Carolyn’s Candy Box game, she has 7000+ candies by the end of the show.

Da News:

  • The Xbox One unveiling. YAWN. Also, here’s a summary video or two (Carolyn’s favorite) that will save you from losing those minutes of your life by watching the full press conference. YOU’RE WELCOME.
  • Sony had a huge stock leap during the Xbox One unveiling, but it was completely unrelated to the shit Microsoft was presenting.
  • Inventor of the GIF once again reminds us how to pronounce it. Elaine and Carolyn could not give less shits. Best thing is when Jif peanut butter chimes in on the debate:
  • Smart Philips Hue bulbs are getting an update…and one step closer to taking over the world.
  • HTC is kind of a hot mess right now.
  • Once again, advances in film technology is being developed…for PORN.

WTF of the Episode: Yahoo…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 010 – Kitten It Ain’t!

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The ladies this week have invented the most amazing drink making machine EVER. Now we just need someone to fund this.

The Kickstarter Carolyn funded!

Da News:

WTF of the Episode: Microsoft AND Pizza Hut…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 009 – Costco-Branded Bulk Hoars!

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This week the ladies are filling your earholes with more video games, more tits, and more guns! Or…something like that.

Carolyn played video games for once and Elaine needed to wash the mind-fuck that is Bioshock: Infinite out of her brain with some God of War boobs and bullets. Seems legit.

Da Show Notes:

  1. Sim City is coming to Mac on June 11. That version will also be available for free to anyone who already purchased on PC (and vice versa when you buy on Mac). Hopefully it’s less fucked up…oh who are we kidding.
  2. Devs had to specifically ask for female focus testers for “The Last of Us”.
  3. Boxee is rebranding themselves and adding free Cloud DVR service. Too little, too late Boxee.
  4. The rumors are making it sound like Microsoft is targeting Google TV-like services for the next Xbox. Why can’t my consoles just play fucking games?
  5. The Nook is still trying to be relevant by adding self publishing tools to compete with Amazon. People still give a shit about the Nook? LOLZ.
  6. Rumor is the new Nexus 7 will have a Qualcom chip, better screen, and it’ll be cheaper. Hear that? It’s the sound of Google TAKING MY MONEY.
  7. Google Fiber is coming to Austin “by mid-2014” – dammit, now I want to move to Texas. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
  8. Samsung had their offices raided by police because of alleged LG technology theft. Wut?
  9. Hangover cures from around the world.

WTF of the Episode: FOX…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 008 – Strippin’ Donuts!

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This week brings you drunken delights for your earholes in the form of news, DA MAILZ, and as always, inappropriate drunken talk about strippers.

Da Show Notes:

WTF of the Episode: Technophobes…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 007 – The Podcast Is Coming From Inside The House!

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We love you guys! This show is brought to you by Hoegaarden and DA MAILZ.

Da Show Notes:

WTF of the Episode: EA…go home, you’re drunk.

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HYP Ep. 006 – Unsalted Bags!

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The ladies are back to fill your earholes with a cornucopia of delights! And HOARS. And bags of dicks.

[yes, there’s a couple of seconds of silence around minute 7…I don’t know what caused it. ~C]

Da Show Notes:

WTF of the Episode: West Virginia…go home, you’re drunk.

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